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DEPARTMENT  OF GARAGE  EFFICIENCY

INJECTING AMERICAN DOMINANCE

We don't ask for efficiency. We inject it – one shot at a time.

THE AWAKENING -
GARAGES ARE WEAPON PLATFORMS

PHASE ZERO:

THE AWAKENING 

Detected vulnerability: Offshore factories flooding market with brittle parts. Garages = dormant weapons platforms.

PHASE ONE: WEAPONIZATION

Zero-cash launch. Acquiring APSX-PIM. First target: FPV drone sector.

PHASE TWO: DISTRIBUTED GRID

10 garage cells running identical SOPs. 80/20 royalty. Unstoppable.

From Orange City Garage to Aerospace Dominance by 2030

"When something is important enough, you do it even if the odds are not in your favor." -Elon Musk

CURRENT OPERATIONS

Alpha Division In-Progress | Bravo Launch Q3 2026

ALPHA DIVISION – DRONE STRIKE FORCE

Indestructible TPU prop guards, camera mounts, battery pads. Survive 50+ crashes. Pre-Order Now.

BRAVO DIVISION – MARINE OVERWATCH

Saltwater-proof fittings, liners, mounts. Florida forged. Launch Q3 2026 – Reserve Spot.

THE REVOLUTION STARTS IN GARAGES. ARM YOURS.

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Every DOGE injects American-made superiority. To the moon. 🚀 – Commander Newman & DGE Alpha Division

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